And the LORD said unto Arlo, Roll up to me onto the ledge, and be there: and I will give thee tablets of wax, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And Arlo rose up, and his minister Chris Edwards: and Arlo rolled up onto the ledge of God -

• THOU shalt roll upon two small wheels with stones between them
• THOU shalt not step to thy grinds
• THOU shalt approach grinds forwards or backwards with skates in parallel
• THOU shalt not touch by hand the object being ground before or during grinding
• THOU shalt grab thy feet with ONE hand during flight
• THOU shalt not count grinds that finish before rail end
• THOU shalt not perform front flips
• THOU shalt not grind with another man (simultaneously)
• THOU shalt not ^{[2-ca CBE 6 (1998)]} fashion as much protective equipment as possible ^{[2-ca CBE 6 (1998)]}
• THOU shalt wear
  Shorts with Crashpads® and Giant Kneepads ^{[1-ca CBE 0/1992]}
  Baggy Pants ^{[2-ca CBE 3 (1995)]}
  Basketball Shorts ^{[3-ca CBE 8 (2000)]}
  Tight pants ^{[4-ca CBE 16 (2008)]}
  Pants That Reveal the Shape of Thine Balls ^{[5-ca CBE 19 (2011)]}

NOTE: CBE: Current Blading Era - Year 0 or 1992 AD.