The Commandments of Rollerblading

And the LORD said unto Arlo, Roll up to me onto the ledge, and be there: and I will give thee tablets of wax, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And Arlo rose up, and his minister Chris Edwards: and Arlo rolled up onto the ledge of God -

  • THOU shalt roll upon two small wheels with stones between them
  • THOU shalt not step to thy grinds
  • THOU shalt approach grinds forwards or backwards with skates in parallel
  • THOU shalt not touch by hand the object being ground before or during grinding
  • THOU ...

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